Tuesday, April 19, 2005

BLACK SMOKE OVER THE VATICAN

The conclave of cardinals has been in sesssion, and they have failed to elect a new pontiff. This is an historic time of dealing and Ā«horse tradingĀ». This I feel is an exellent opportunity to turn the Catholic Church in a new, more progressive direction by electing the second woman pope.

11 Vignettes:

At 11:16 AM, April 19, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous vignetted...

So what's the color of smoke you're blowing up everybodys butt, hoowie?

 
At 11:18 AM, April 19, 2005, Blogger Cincy Diva vignetted...

If you can name a female candidate out of all the cardinal up for it, I'll certainly vote for her

 
At 11:25 AM, April 19, 2005, Blogger hooey vignetted...

I do'nt think you have to be the cardinal tobr pope. If the y think otside the box maybe they mihgt come up wiht one.

 
At 11:39 AM, April 19, 2005, Blogger hooey vignetted...

I do not blow smoke up people's butts.
I do ........ smoke up.....

 
At 12:54 PM, April 19, 2005, Blogger Josh Fahrni vignetted...

Pope Benedict XVI! Joseph Ratzinger, the idealogical equal of John Paul II. You lose stoner, we got another good one.

 
At 1:07 PM, April 19, 2005, Anonymous A Naughty Mouse vignetted...

There's goes howies progressive Pope pipe dream, up in (white) smoke!

Right about now poor, pitiful, "Princeton" [MUHAHAHAHA!] Howie's binge bonging. Pope Benedict the XVI is:

CONSERVATIVE!
CONSERVATIVE!
CONSERVATIVE!


Oh, and did I mention HE is a CONSERVATIVE

 
At 2:10 PM, April 19, 2005, Blogger Josh Fahrni vignetted...

Yep yep yep. Poor Stoners.

 
At 2:15 PM, April 19, 2005, Anonymous Texas Hick, aka Souffle von Helsing vignetted...

You seem to be really proud of the fact that you're a stoner, howie. Maybe if you'd clear the smoke from your room and be sober for once, you'd realize you're nothing more than a piano with only 3 keys. You keep banging on them, thinking you're making music, but all we hear is plink plonk plunk.

 
At 2:49 PM, April 19, 2005, Blogger Josh Fahrni vignetted...

Oh well, I'm happy about it. The liberals were praying for someone else....A woman wouldn't happen anytime soon, but, a liberal could have....


Souffle, why don't you have a blog? You seem smart as hell...you should be kicking ass. I know it would give me something to read.

 
At 4:26 PM, April 19, 2005, Anonymous Texas Hick, aka Souffle von Helsing vignetted...

I had one for about 6 months or so, but wound up deleting it after my life got so busy between work, school, family and an NWN game server, I couldn't put the time into it that I wanted (NWN has gone neglected, too, unfortunately). I tend to get a little long-winded (as you can probably tell), so it was a very different animal than these kinds of quippy little posts.

I probably should have left it up, but, oh well. Too late now.

 
At 7:40 AM, April 21, 2005, Blogger hooey vignetted...

ELEVENTEENTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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