Monday, April 18, 2005


The dates are now in Dutch, as The Netherlands are a very progressive country.

11 Vignettes:

At 1:17 p.m., April 18, 2005, Anonymous souffle von helsing vignetted...

Very progressive, indeed. However, it is quite troubling to me that an extremely progressive filmmaker in such a progressive European country would be murdered so callously by the very people we progressives are so in love with. He even tried the passive survival we progressives are espousing, to his own demise:

"Van Gogh begged for mercy, and reportedly said, in a peculiarly Dutch phrase, “Surely we can talk about this.” The young man then pulled out a knife, slit van Gogh’s throat from ear to ear, kicked the dying body, and walked away."

Extremely troubling to this aspiring progressive.

At 1:50 p.m., April 18, 2005, Anonymous Howies Lieve Moedertje vignetted... SWEET.
This is Howies way of apologizing to his momma for how mean he's been to me lately. (Howie's never been one to actually say: "I apologize mom. I'm sorry for the way I've been behaving.")

Dear dear Howie. I've always known full well that you're genuinely... sorry.

Wat ben jij toch en LIEVE jongen!
Knuffels & dikken, natten zoenen!


At 6:50 p.m., April 18, 2005, Blogger hooey vignetted...

How sweet, CKC.

At 6:52 p.m., April 18, 2005, Blogger Josh Fahrni vignetted...

You know, as much as I tried to refrain from giving you a post, I have to say, I thought this was a joke. I read some of this...and you use the word progressive at an average of 10 times a sentence....Really, I had to laugh a little, because I thought this was a satirical site. Well, either way, keep up the hilarity, and further tarnish the name of Princeton (yeah sure, I buy into that.)


At 7:21 p.m., April 18, 2005, Anonymous Souffle Von Helsing vignetted...

Josh, I think howie is a living satire in and of himself. I can't even get him to respond to some very pointed questions about his weed-induced "progressiveness". I feel like I just brought a shotgun to a pillow fight.

BTW, I like your blog--much more cogent thoughts than what runs from the butt of howie-the-3.8GPA-Princeton-junior pothead. Especially considering you're only 15. Nice to hear that song, again, too.

So, howie, take that doobie out yo' mout' and see if you can hammer together a decent defense of your inch-deep philosophy. Or have those drugs wasted away the last few brain cells you had left? And don't give me the octopus defense (escape in a cloud of black ink), I want answers to what an "enlightened progressive" would do in those circumstances.

At 8:06 p.m., April 18, 2005, Blogger hooey vignetted...

A new thread, Soufflé, just 4 U!!!!!!!!

At 8:56 p.m., April 20, 2005, Blogger hooey vignetted...

T.vanGogh was no progressive. His inflammatory retoric was bound to inflame and provoke Islamic rage.

At 10:52 p.m., April 20, 2005, Anonymous Souffle Von Helsing vignetted...

How can you say that?? I'm sure he used Dutch dates all the time. Heck, he probably even had an entire calendar in Dutch, which is more than you can say, you poseur.

At 12:10 a.m., April 21, 2005, Anonymous Momto10 vignetted...

So, Howie, are you saying that the brutal shooting and stabbing that Van Gogh endured was justified, because he, "was no progressive?" You are one sick, drugged out puppy, Howie!

At 9:46 a.m., April 23, 2005, Blogger hooey vignetted...

The man called Muslims «goat fuckers».

At 11:17 p.m., April 25, 2005, Anonymous Souffle Von Helsing vignetted...

So if being shot and having your throat cut is appropriate punishment for calling someone that, then what should be the punishment for calling someone a "nanderthall"? Sodomization by a 300 lb. fat sweaty guy with AIDS?

Your hypocrisy knows no bounds.


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