Friday, April 15, 2005

Still Banned fnom Scrapple Face

This is what I got when I tried to post on Scrapple Face:

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All I wanted to do was post a comment about my new blog. So the neocons can learn about the progressive movement.

39 Vignettes:

At 11:51 AM, April 15, 2005, Anonymous howies Momma vignetted...

Howie,
Get your ass OFF of--and AWAY from the computer or I'll ban you from the planet!!

And why do you insist on running around in those soiled Power Ranger pajamas? You stink!
Your other mother and I raised you better than that!! Now GO to your room. The horses are out in the pasture, so you'll have it all to yourself for a while. You can take your Barbies with you.
No Happy Meal for you today and no more Ovaltine.

 
At 12:26 PM, April 15, 2005, Blogger dean04prez vignetted...

howie your mom is totaly a contorl freek

 
At 12:37 PM, April 15, 2005, Anonymous howie's Momma vignetted...

Listen here Dean04prez delinquent!

You snotnosed, bratty kids never stop to think that I might know your dad, do you?

Yeah, that Princeton daycare sure made a smart move asking YOU to tutor howie in his ABC's! Like hiring Michael Moore as a personal trainer.

 
At 1:05 PM, April 15, 2005, Blogger hooey vignetted...

Dean that's not my mom! That's some evl neocon or even a paleocon petending to be my mom. My mom is very progressive and cool.

 
At 1:06 PM, April 15, 2005, Blogger hooey vignetted...

Deen I linked yoiu dude.

 
At 1:28 PM, April 15, 2005, Anonymous howies Momma vignetted...

howie,
most mothers would find it hurtful for their child to deny them. This is an exception: do you think anyone, other than someone with suicidal tendences would pretend to be your mother?

It's not exactly a badge of honor or status symbol, nor am I the object of any ones envy. Trust me on this.

You have caused your other mother and I countless embarrassment. You almost caused us to divorce, you thankless twink!

Oh, and next time you borrow either of our clothes, hang them back up or put them in the hamper! BTW, I really DON'T want you "borrowing" my thong again! You also won't be seeing your allowance this week. I used the money to fix my Stilletos you nearly ruined!

 
At 3:46 PM, April 15, 2005, Anonymous stevey vignetted...

aS a flelow progresive, I see nothign wrong wiht howie dressing in your cloths, why are yuo so hung up on this?

I myslef am niether gayn or trasvestitute, but I'd would probably haev sex wifh a gay guy if he aksed, b/cuz as a like=midned progresive Iam would be sensative to his needs and do it so I'm not ofend him.





ps. i'm also available for girls.

 
At 6:57 PM, April 15, 2005, Blogger hooey vignetted...

That's NOT my mom! Shes some sort of a neocon freeper troll!

 
At 7:06 PM, April 15, 2005, Anonymous Momto10 vignetted...

Howie, I'm surprised at you. You've only had your own blog a few days and you won't acknowledge your own mother! Go stand in the corner of the blog until you are ready to apologize to your mother!

 
At 7:11 PM, April 15, 2005, Blogger hooey vignetted...

That is NOT my mother!!! I will not acknoledge an inposter troll mother. She linked to FREE REPUBLIC!!!

 
At 7:15 PM, April 15, 2005, Blogger hooey vignetted...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

 
At 8:15 PM, April 15, 2005, Anonymous Momto10 vignetted...

She linked to Free Republic?! How ghastly! Is there some kind of law against that, Howie?

 
At 8:35 PM, April 15, 2005, Anonymous howies Momma w/a spit o' nuance vignetted...

Thank you for your support momto10. [pssst! *whispering* would you like howie? He's avaiable... free...at e-bay...first bidder]

Isn't it a pity that this wayward son of mine won't even show others respect? Not only does he deny his own momma, but he limits everyone here to using only lower case letters in their names. Which if he REALLY, as a progressive, cared about people, he would know it makes them feel bad about themselves

You know son, I have my share of regrets. Oh yes, howie's momma does!

Each day for the rest of my life, I will be absolutely tormented with the regret of my misspent youth as a neoconservative, more specifically: the last 9 months of that particular life. Ironically, from day 1 of your arrival, I saw I had made the wrong choice...in not turning my back on my regretful neocondoleeza ways sooner. I erred so regretably on the side of life [aka: neoconicalism]

If only I had listened to these precious people who sought me out and were relentless in begging me to let them_ take care of you. They took such a genuine interest in you even before you were born. Such caring members of society, with Of course, not a facist neocon in the bunch.

And next time, howie, your DARE to call your momma a paleocon, you would do good to remember this that you took to skool with you, before you open that 2-toothed trap of yours!!

Oops, stevey---there goes your short bus just whizzing by. With all 3 thumbs in working order, you should have no problem hitching a ride. Try not to drool in a strangers car though, honey.

Howitzer Carter!!!...You should pay attention to every vignette posted by momof10, you might learn something.

 
At 8:47 PM, April 15, 2005, Anonymous Souffle Von Helsing vignetted...

This blog is even better than BlameBush! Now, I've got 2 blogs to laugh myself silly at. Mon ami! Oui oui!

 
At 8:56 PM, April 15, 2005, Blogger camojack vignetted...

howie said...
ELEVENTEENTH!
7:15 PM


Now you're stealing MY schtick?!

 
At 10:39 PM, April 15, 2005, Anonymous stevey vignetted...

howies momma,

I'm not sure waht the size of my bus ahs to do with anyhting. maeking fun of people with extra thubms is so tipical of noecons like yourself, thou. Wahtever your problems with howi may be, rememember, he inherited those trates from SOMEONE--eithre YOU or the guy whose phalus you alowed to inpregnate you. Wahts' worse, him inheriting dumbness from you, or you being secxualy attracted to dubm guys?

a/s/l?

 
At 12:40 AM, April 16, 2005, Anonymous [regrettably]howies momma vignetted...

"I'm not sure waht the size of my bus ahs to do with anyhting"

Ooooo! Does little Stevey have man boobs? Given your horrific speeling, I suspect the "t" missed the "bus".

And another thing, BAD CHOICES aren't inherited, doofus. They're made. I bet your momma and I have at least one in common !

"or you being secxualy attracted to dubm guys?"

stevey,
Should I wait till you change your Teletubbie® pull-ups or do you think you can handle the truth without it scaring #1 or #2 out of you?

First off, you insecure, self-centered, paranoid, thin skinned, whiney-hiney---was I making fun of your trio of thumbs? I was merely stating the obvious! If you're so self conscious about them, go under the knife! NO, NOT the Ginsu's your momma hides from you underneath your double wide. I meant professionally [pronounced: prO-FESH-uhn-ullEE]. Plastic surgery. [which, NO...is not done with Legos™or your little KMART™ pretend Dr. kit]

2ndly, child...if I were sexually attracted to dumb guys, I'd be ALL over you like Oliver Willis on a Double Whopper, Super sized Fries and a 48 oz shake, capiche? Just ask howies other mother: my significant other, little brother.

I suppose after that verbal whippin', you better have your mommy double up those pull up Pampers™ tonite, wee (-wee) one. At least you'll have enough thumbs to pacify you through the night.

 
At 1:05 AM, April 16, 2005, Anonymous stevey vignetted...

Yuo keep makeing baby jokes, im so confusd. you must realy like babies alot, and thats' nice, but why are you so mene? Mene poeple dont' usualy like babies, but yuo sure do talk about babies alot.

Its ok though, howie says poeple like you act liek that b/cuz yuo don't know any bettre, and i shuld forgive you even if your mene b/cuz you mommy doesn't love you or got killed by a neocon drukn driver orsomethign when you were little.

So, I forgive you. its what we progresivs do.



ps.s I don't even watch Barney any more, why do yuo think I liek barny?

 
At 1:14 AM, April 16, 2005, Anonymous stoorat vignetted...

howies momma said

Hi, I'm a self-important, self-absorbed, stereotypical conservative and I pick on mentally challenged people because it helps me forget about the fact that I've been enslaved and vigorously chain-raped by the phallus-driven society in which I live.

Could we please get more retards posting in here so I can impress them with how smart I am? After all, as a low-browed, mouth-breathing conservative, they're the only people I can outmaneuver verbally.



--Translated from neocon gibberish to English, courtesy of stoorat. No, no, don't thank me. Consider it a public service, free of charge.

 
At 1:17 AM, April 16, 2005, Blogger hooey vignetted...

I think that mihgt be Miss Spelling pretemding to be my mom.

 
At 1:23 AM, April 16, 2005, Anonymous stevey vignetted...

howie,

yuo shoudl ask your mom if she posts on teh internet. than youll know for sure.

^^^6
See how quickly we progresivs can get to teh botom of a situation and solve problems? They shuld definitly put us back in chardge of teh country, so we can solve other probelms like like this like this whose mom's post on teh intrenet.

 
At 2:24 AM, April 16, 2005, Anonymous howie's momma vignetted...

Stevey,

Oooooo! You have a mind like a steel trap! Thanks for the *investment tip*. With more guys (& gals) like you coming outta the woodwork~~ WD-40's gonna put me on the cover of Fortune 500 in no time!

 
At 4:06 AM, April 16, 2005, Anonymous stevey vignetted...

Yuo noecons all hate teh juews for crucifying yuor jessus, but waht do you think it is that your doing to me and howie adn dean?

I'ts o-kay, forgiveness flows from me like teh blod from chirst's wounds. You knwo not what you do.

 
At 12:49 PM, April 16, 2005, Anonymous Momto10 vignetted...

This is getting interesting. On a thread entitled, "Still Banned fnom Scrapple Face," Howie has apparently deleted a post made by someone. Hmmm. Typical liberal ("progressive," my ass!), freedom of speech for thee, but only if you agree with me?

 
At 1:30 PM, April 16, 2005, Anonymous mama van de jongen van H vignetted...

psssst! MomTo10,

HowieRat must still be snuggled up with his Barney (Frank) plush toy, or just locked in his closet, otherwise your *reveaing* post would definitely be gone by now.

I bet he stayed up all night trying to hack Lib Larry's site. Being outted in *permanent ink* & him with *invisible* spray paint must be maddening for him. MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Countdown till THIS post is deleted by mr. poor example progressive, "Free speech for me, but not for disagreeing thee"...10...9...8...7...6...5...

 
At 1:38 PM, April 16, 2005, Anonymous Momto10 vignetted...

4...3...2...still counting down.

Barney(Frank) doll! LMAO!

 
At 2:16 PM, April 16, 2005, Anonymous Momto10 vignetted...

tick...tick...tick....must still be passed out drunk, from the, "party." Princeton! LMAO!

 
At 2:49 PM, April 16, 2005, Blogger hooey vignetted...

The party has'nt started yet Stifflersmomto10. And I dint delete any comments either.

 
At 2:56 PM, April 16, 2005, Anonymous mama van de jongen van "H" vignetted...

What a conundrum I've created for howie [aka: Prince of Bull Airs]. He has to decide whether or not to snark me out about leaving "l" out of "revealing" or delete my comment altogether.

Perhaps, since he went night-night so soon after having his poseur posterior verbally smacked, he had an extra loaded diaper this morning, his daddy is hosing him down out in the yard.

And this post is evaporated by the alphabetically challenged facist censor in 5...4...3...2......
[poor guy, I bet he'll be pulling his hair out having to comprehend counting backwards]

Howston, we have a problem.........

 
At 2:57 PM, April 16, 2005, Anonymous Momto10 vignetted...

Let's see, Howie-Wowie:. You claim that you have been banned from ScrappleFace, and those, "in the know," say NOT! Now you claim you haven't deleted any comments...those in the know say, "NOT!" Not very "progressive (my ass)" of you to LIE outright, as you accuse conservatives of doing all the time, now is it, Howie?

 
At 3:07 PM, April 16, 2005, Anonymous mama van de jongen van "h" vignetted...

Well, howie. Since you didn't delete them, I'm sure your progressive, free speech for all, let us reason together self won't at all mind me reposting those 2 comments you DIDN"T delete, but that disappeared after being posted here.

Perhaps you should ask StoolPigeonRat about them...hmmm????

 
At 3:09 PM, April 16, 2005, Blogger hooey vignetted...

Ik heb iemand niet gecshrapt! Misschien hackte de kat in uw computer en schrapte hem! Ik ben gene poseur en ik ben een progressief. In dien het aan u gelukkige alstublieft, alstublieft repost maakt wat vermoedelijk geschrapt werd. Ik beloof als een progressieve aanhanger van het eerste amendement ik hem niet zal schrappen.

 
At 3:09 PM, April 16, 2005, Anonymous Momto10 vignetted...

"Who We Are: Democratic Underground is an online community for Democrats and other progressives. Members are expected to be generally supportive of progressive ideals, and to support Democratic candidates for political office."

Translation: "Toe our line or you will be banned." (Translation brought to you, free of charge, from Momto10)

Now, tell me again who the fascists are who ban people for daring to dissent, Howie?

 
At 3:14 PM, April 16, 2005, Blogger hooey vignetted...

Hebt u de afbeelding gezien die ik van de Hotlibgirl vond?

 
At 4:04 PM, April 16, 2005, Anonymous Momto10 vignetted...

"Ik heb iemand niet gecshrapt! Misschien hackte de kat in uw computer en schrapte hem! Ik ben gene poseur en ik ben een progressief. In dien het aan u gelukkige alstublieft, alstublieft repost maakt wat vermoedelijk geschrapt werd. Ik beloof als een progressieve aanhanger van het eerste amendement ik hem niet zal schrappen."

Translation: "La-la-la-la-la (hand over ears) I can't hear you!"

 
At 4:53 PM, April 16, 2005, Anonymous mr. baldo vignetted...

Howie, are you Bald? Do you want to be? Cross over to the Bald Side, Howie. Shine it up. With my wax. It's great for Balds. ™
Now with Phlogiston®‼
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At 4:59 PM, April 16, 2005, Anonymous howies momma vignetted...

So now howie suggests perhaps my cat hacked my computer. Kitty man has only one interest in the computer: To lie atop the monitor. Nice try, hoowie. He SWEARS he didn't delete me. His *truly* progressive self deletes no one, yada yada yada.[OOPS! I hope that's not too Zionistic of me] He asked me to re-post the ones that mysteriously evaporated. Well, then I'll do so, but rather than accusing my cat (or dog for that matter) of hacking, he should look the direction of one femme-phobic, womyn hating StoolRat, hacker!!!....

(Read it and freep, stool:)....
..............................

StoolRat said [at 1:14 a.m.]:

Well....nothing actually.Other than: "I'm neo-femi-phobic, phallically challenged and hate strong women who tweak the Napoleon in me. Mr. Bono-part is one more voice I DON'T need in my head. 13 is, after all, an unlucky number."---inbetween the blah, blah, blah, WAAAAHHH's. Have you considered Miracle Gro™, stoolRat,if not for a [rhymes with] pear, at least one...???

howie,
You fool. I don't care how long you deny me, it doesn't change the facts, and your insulting me by even suggesting I might be that O.T.T. anal retentive, nit picking neo-con, spelling nazi hack has taken you to a new low. At least, you have one friend, albeit a confused stoolRat, in your corner.

Was my admission of regret not enough for you? Need I repeat myself? Had I not lived that regrettable former (full term) life as an ignorant neocontraceptive RepubliKKKandy striper, you wouldn't right now be burdened with this blog and all the trolls and the jackbooted BushReich infidels that are trying, even now as we speak, to strip away all your freedoms, and they're tapping your Vonage. You could have been completely stress free!

Lest I must repeat myself AGAIN: I regret that I, nor Margaret spared you such burden.

***************
The 2nd one (mysterioustooly deleted) was:

"PINO, censorship facist"

Well, of course a hacker wouldn't want to leave that one either for howie to see, as it's evidence against the hacking punk, when howie's left questioning "waht teh hack are yuo takling abuot, Momma?". Meanwhile, howie questions my progressiveness PUH!

 
At 2:50 AM, April 17, 2005, Blogger camojack vignetted...

"Still Banned fnom Scrapple Face"

Just to see if this was true, I posted the following on the "Lobbying Scandals Spotlight Congressional Pay Crisis" thread at ScrappleFace:

This is a test
Posted by: howie at April 17, 2005 02:45 AM

I used the same name and e-mail @ddress as the person who CLAIMS to be banned from ScrappleFace.

What do you say to THAT?!

 
At 8:33 AM, April 17, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous vignetted...

"I used the same name and e-mail @ddress as the person who CLAIMS to be banned from ScrappleFace. What do you say to THAT?!"

That doesn't matter.

It's the actual ip addresses that are banned. Access to a site is forbidden only that way. Anyone can post with any name and supposed e-mail address with an ip address that's not restricted.

 

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