Sunday, May 22, 2005

WHAT COUNTRY ARE YOU???

posted by hooey @ 11:40 PM 17 comments

Saturday, May 14, 2005

HOW LIBERAL/CONSERVATIVE ARE YOU?

Your Political Profile

Overall: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

How Liberal / Conservative Are You?

posted by hooey @ 9:45 PM 46 comments

FILIBUSTER UPDATE

The Filibuster Against Frist at Princeton and Washington was a success at 384 hours! Power to the People! Clik here for updates. Next, the «Cellular Filibuster». It is very important that G.W.Bush is stopped in his plans to appoint stain-glass extremists to the bench!

posted by hooey @ 4:08 PM 13 comments

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

ARE YOU A RETHUGLIKKKAN???

I came out with -26% Republican. How progressive are you?


I am:
-26%
Republican.
"The Marxists are too reactionary for you. With people like you around, America collectively thanks God for John Ashcroft."

Are You A Republican?

posted by hooey @ 12:21 PM 77 comments

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

A DISGRACEFUL DIPLOMATIC FAUX PAS

That cowboy G.W.Bush just did another diplomatic faux pas. This time in the breakaway Latvian and Georgian republics. It is his schoolyard bully personality that has most of the world hating America. While in these places, Shrub had the audacity to criticise Russia! He actually announced to the world that it was wrong for Russia to «dominate» Eastern Europe. Like it was OK for America to dominate Western Europe? I somehow remember the Red Army liberated Eastern Europe from the Nazi thugs. Is Shrub saying he would have sided with A. Hitler?This stunt was done only to embarass President V.V.Putin. Proper diplomacy would have Bush go through the chain of command of diplomatic channels. The code word of a diplomat is restraint. Shrub should have sat down and discussed this calmly with V.V. Putin, rather than cause an international incident as he did. An apology would be appropriate.

posted by hooey @ 10:47 AM 46 comments

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Dean04Prez EXPOSED!!!

Dean04prez, the faux progressive who blogs at «Stop the Neocon Death Machine», has been revealed to be none other than Pantless Matt Goober Shivers, the well-known internet troll and stalker. Shivers has had an obsession with one poster from Colorado who usualy posts with a feline motif. Some consevative bloggers have posited that «Dean04prez» and myself are one in the same, actually it appears that Shivers blogs as both «Dean04prez» and «Iraqwarnotright». Both websites, while claiming to be progressive or at least satire, are actually nothing more than very anti-progressive sexist childish pap.
Shivers is known for hijacking other poster's names; last November and December he hijacked mine on Scrapple Face:

"In the meantime, why not try removing the aluminum foil encasing your skull full of mush? The reception will be a LOT clearer."
Very thoughtful comment PanMistress
Posted by: Howie at November 21, 2004 09:45 PM

BTW, how many pans have you emptied today ManMistress ?
Posted by: Howie at November 21, 2004 09:46 PM

Sex scandals in the oval office are preferable to the heinous activities going on in there now !
Posted by: Howie at November 21, 2004 09:49 PM

Hey Effeminem:
What's with that moniker of yours ? Do you live in the backroom of Victoria's Secrets ?
Posted by: Howie at November 21, 2004 09:51 PM

Effeminem: Bet you peek over the walls in the changing rooms ?
Posted by: Howie at November 21, 2004 10:06 PM

I bet you near wet your pants Miss Spellman !
Posted by: Howie at November 21, 2004 10:21 PM

So, what is this now? PantlessMatt.com?
All Pantless all the Time?
Can't someone wearing pants post for a while?
Posted by: Howie at December 9, 2004 04:03 PM

[deleted], and that is why I am not allowed in the Wallmart anymore.
Posted by: Howie at December 10, 2004 12:09 PM

This just in....Kerick linked to scrappleface poster "Pantless Matt Goober SHivers". Colorado Cat unavaliable for comment
Posted by: Howie at December 13, 2004 12:14 PM

I never posted such «bathroom humour» on Scrapple Face; I have always stayed issue-oriented so as to educate. While on my own blog I have occaisionally been somewhat flirtatious, that has been when I was high. Matt grow up.

posted by hooey @ 10:16 PM 11 comments

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

MILLION DOLLAR BOUNTY

Assata Shakur, formerly Jo Anne Chesimard, is now the subject of a $1 million dollar bounty by New Jersy and Federal authorities. Assata is wanted on trumped-up carges of killing a New Jersey State Tropper. This wuold be an encouragment to bounty-hunters to enter Assata's home nation of Cuba, and abduct her back to America, where she would become a political prisioner like Mumia Abu Jamal. I would ask American's this: How wuold you like it if F. A. Castro Ruz decided he wanted to captur e somebody in Anmerica and sent bouty hunters in to abduct that person bacl to Cuba? When the shoe is on the other foot, American's are the first to complain.

posted by hooey @ 1:15 PM 37 comments